The Best Music Jokes for Guaranteed Laughs
If you’re looking for music jokes that will actually make people laugh (or at least roll their eyes!) then this collection is just what you need. Check out the best jokes about music, musical instruments, and famous composers:
Music Jokes
I don’t think turbines like classical music. They’re big metal fans, though.
Want to hear the joke about staccato? Never mind, it’s too short.
Want to hear the joke about fermata? Wait, it’s too long.
I can’t play loud music on any instrument. It’s just not my forte.
What type of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music.
Which is the most musical planet? Neptune.
Why was music coming from the printer? The paper was jamming.
How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.
Why do fish make good musicians? They know their scales.
Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they forgot the words.
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Musical Instrument Jokes
What’s the most commonly stolen musical instrument? A piano. People are always leaving the keys in them.
Why was the saxophone the best storyteller? It could really jazz up a tale.
What did the drummers call their daughters? Anna One, Anna Two.
What do a harmonica and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
What’s the most peaceful musical instrument? I don’t know, but violins isn’t the answer.
What’s a skeleton’s favourite instrument? A trombone
What’s a thief’s favourite instrument? The lute
What has a lot of keys but can’t open doors? A piano
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra? Thank you for every ting.
Accordion to one study, people don’t notice when you replace any given word with the name of a musical instrument, but I don’t believe that tuba true.
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Composer Jokes
There are so many jokes about composers… I could make you a Liszt.
I went to the market dressed as a classical composer…Somebody asked me what I was Chopin for.
Who is a chicken’s favourite composer? Bach! Bach! Bach!
What did the composer say when he saw the bus? Debussy’s here!
What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaa
Why didn’t Bach go shopping? Because he was Baroque.
What is a composer’s favourite drink? Chai-kovsky.
Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer? He was Haydn.
What’s a composer’s favourite type of candy? Lemon Schubert.
I’d tell you my favourite music joke… But I don’t think you could Handel it.
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Bridey Gibson is an experienced music teacher and founder of Pianosaurus Rex where she’s on a mission to make music lessons even more fun through innovative teaching ideas, play based learning, creative expression, and engaging resources.
Bridey offers unique piano lessons at her music studio in North New Brighton, and creates original music and practice resources loved by teachers and parents. Outside of the music studio you can find Bridey road tripping with her family, reading science fiction and fantasy, slowly working on creative projects, and learning to surf.
